May 2013
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
gold-skies:
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
aashtonirwin:
but this is sexy as fuck
and he looks fucking huge
i am so going to hell
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
sclez:
carnivalowl:
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
You’ve found out my secret.
I just want to bang everybody all the time.
inbox:
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
me: ugh so bored no plans let me just watch the pilot episode of a random tv show i've never seen while i figure out what to do today
13 hours later
me: i've made a huge mistake
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
me: i need to lose weight
me: gains weight
kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
coolscar:
*shaves my legs* MOM FEEL MY LEGs
humanbaby:
please don’t ever call me cute i am attempting to be a goddess
foxnewsofficial:
i need medical attention but more importantly just attention
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
fatggot:
masters degree in being cuter than u
